January 2010
51 posts
Things I have learned while filming my latest...
If only 5 people show up to auditions, make sure to hold another audition, even if it seems like there is a time crunch.  Who knows what kind of talent may walk through the door. Get a new microphone.  Grr face. My camera is good and will do what I need it to do.  I need to master how to achieve the shots I want with it. Accept the help of those you aren’t 100% sure about, because they...
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A conversation with my Store Supervisor during her...
SS: You look older.
Me: (thinking) That tends to happen as time passes.
SS: You have pretty eyebrows.
Me: ...Thanks?
SS: They're nice.
It was a strange day at work.
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This happened.
(regarding a customers picture frame)
Customer: I am going to use these for my new pics.
Me: Fun, fun.
Customer: Did you know you can use photoshop to make pictures black and white?!
Me: (internal monologue) Did you know I could photoshop a picture and make you look on fire?
Ugh.
Jan 19th
Going to be cooking soon, in the meantime, ask me... →
Jan 19th
This is how we deal with pests
dustindeckard: Me: Eek! Is that a spider? Boyfriend: I don’t know, but it’s dead. Me: I know it’s dead, but still… Boyfriend: It’s trash. Me: Can you get it, in case it’s a spider disguised as trash? Yeah, that happened.  I was pretending to be all brave and manly, but on the inside I was screaming “That better not be a spider, or I will cry!”
Jan 15th
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Tumblrstats?  What is happening?
Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
carlybenatar asked: You are in charge of 100 people whose lives are in danger. You have to choose between 2 options. The first option is guaranteed to save 75 people, the other one has a 50% chance of saving everyone but if it fails, everyone dies.

Which would you choose?

Related: I miss Choose Your Own Adventure Book. Those were the shit.
Jan 11th
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thereisnowhy: Amazing graphics Super cool holographic computers Oops, stole those animal roars from Jurassic Park Unobtainium? Haha, did you mean to go back and change that with something more clever before shooting? Ouch. Bad one. PAPYRUS!? REALLY? FUCK YOU, JAMES CAMERON. FUCK. YOU. HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND YOU USE FUCKING PAPYRUS FOR THE SUBTITLES? I knew I wasn’t the...
Jan 11th
smcconnell asked: Hey, since when am I supposed to entertain you? This is your blog! Aren't you supposed to entertain us? Has the world gone MAD???
Jan 11th
Entertain me, ask me things. →
Jan 11th
Anonymous asked: What are the five best and worst things about yourself?
Jan 10th
carlybenatar asked: Has Dustin ever told you about the time he schooled Shea and I about gay sex?

It's in the Top 10 funniest moments of my life.

That boyf of yours is hilarious.

What is your funniest memory with him so far?
Jan 10th
Anonymous asked: What can you not live without?
Jan 10th
Anonymous asked: What is something we'd never know about you just from reading this blog?
Jan 10th
Anonymous asked: What are you most excited about for 2010?
Jan 10th
Anonymous asked: If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
Jan 10th
You know you want to ask me more questions. So do... →
Jan 10th
Anonymous asked: おげんきですか?
Jan 9th
hobostacy asked: Why do you want to ruin my life?!?!?!
Jan 9th
Anonymous asked: What do you think is the meaning of life?
Jan 9th
Anonymous asked: If you could adopt a penguin what would you name it?
Jan 9th
carlybenatar asked: Are you prepared to lose at Laser Quest tomorrow?

Serious question though: Have you always been so adorable/awesome or has it been a long process to develop it?
Jan 9th
sheasylvia asked: How did you and Dustin meet? When did you first know you were in luuuuuurve?

BTW, I can tell that you make him really happy which is just beyond awesome.

Happy anniversary!
Jan 8th
So I need questions to answer, because this... →
Jan 8th
In related news:
aperk: I need alcohol. Story of my life.
Jan 8th
nuttynutgirl-deactivated2011083 asked: Does your family give you a million cutesy penguin things each Christmas (like mine does), or do you get a pass because you're male? Related: want some penguin crap?
Jan 8th
Now you know why I like penguins and I am... →
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mickiegrantz asked: If all of the food booths at the mall became Chinese food labeled something else, would you quit your job or would the world end as we know it (Think the Cajun place)?
Jan 7th
Anonymous asked: Your hott! Your man is a lucky dude.
Jan 7th
Anonymous asked: Why are you so awesome?
Jan 7th
Ask me questions and I shall answer! →
Jan 7th
inthemeantime asked: Why do you like penguins so much? :-)
Jan 7th
Have a question for me? Probably not, but just... →
Jan 7th
This looks fun, ask me things! →
Jan 7th